Yes i'm back...
I feel recharged..
I feel superb..
I was in the bus just now and suddenly all i can think of was KL..
Its gonna be a blast..
School is a drag now la..
I cant wait to graduate..
But if i graduate..
than i have to go to NS..
No i don wanna go yet..
That means weekend with my baby only..
No good...
But i cant wait to go NS la..
Right, i just contradicted myself..
The other night,
i was playing championship manager on my laptop,
and there was this stupid pop-up porn ad..
i didnt know ok!
And when i went to the kithen to grab a bite,
i bumped into my dad,
who told me that he's gonna use my laptop a while..
He thought i was surfing porn.
because of the stupid pop-up
need i say more?
Reminds me of the other time,
when i received a phone call from an unknown person,
he asked me if i subscribed to 'dirty by nature'
Use ur imagination whatevr that means..
Joseph also got one..
We were studying for our microecons exam..
and this indian guy called him and asked him..
"Hi, are you gay?"
"You want to have anal sex?"
And when he said no he didnt want to,
"But i saw your number there on the ad and you were asking for hot gay sex"
It was horrifying..
Singaporeans are shy in front..
But behind closed doors,
They are party animals..
They are crazy about sex la
Shitheads..
"Singaporeans are so not horny"
As quoted in FHM USA..
Right..
Put a naked woman there
And tell me..
Which Singaporean man will not want to screw her?
hahhahahahahahhaha
Anyways,
I really need to go for a holiday!
I'm really in the stressed mood now..
I'm hungry as a pig..
I havent had my dinner
=(
going out with baby on sunday!
Love you sooo much...
shit i sound like colin and kero that blog la...
hahhahah
fucking shit....
posted @ 11:36 PM |